Posted 5 months ago
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Posted 5 months ago

in the shower

  1. me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  2. me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  3. me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  4. me: i'ma read the back of this.
  5. me: lather, rinse, repeat?
  6. me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  7. me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  8. me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  9. me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
  10. me: but you didn't have to CUT ME OFF.
  11. me: did i already wash my hair?
  12. me: i think i did but i don't remember.
  13. me: i'ma do it again.
  14. me: FUCK I REPEATED.
  15. me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
  16. me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  17. me: i bet it's awkward.
  18. me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  19. me: okay time to get out.
  20. me:
  21. me:
  22. me: where the fuck is my towel.
Posted 6 months ago
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